Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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