found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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