she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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