sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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