How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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