It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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