Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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