ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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