if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Floor bacon is actually really good
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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