I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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