you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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