is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
only you would photoshop your dick
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You took a bar mat shot.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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