Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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