Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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