We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
we should paint friendship bongs
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