That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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