it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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