doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm getting married
To pizza
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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