she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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