please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i came on her dog
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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