love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We are two peas in an std pod
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Randomize
