I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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