Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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