NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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