And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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