And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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