where does the pee come out of this thing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage