I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.