so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
