You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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