return my video game
i think my tv is drunk
I wish i was in the wii world.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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