shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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