I got chris browned last night
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize