You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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