then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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