my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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