You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
