dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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