ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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