i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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