OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
last night I used snow as a chaser
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