I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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