I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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