i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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