it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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