I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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