i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize