He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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