i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize