Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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