i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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