I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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