I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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