we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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