I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize