i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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