Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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